CLANK STOVENS
Clinton "is Ass" Stevens is a moderately "successful" speedrunner of The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
He might've fucked a whale.
Hillary "Rodham" Clinton is the descendant of the ancient Chinese Emperor Zhu Wen, known to his friends as "Cho King" (運行殺手, literally, "the run killer").
It is commonly believed that his left testicle is miniature, however, according to Cloot, this is only partially true, in that his left testicle hangs lower than the right.
Clunt "Chokemaster" Stampens makes an estimated 3 dollars annually from his streaming career on twitch. His net worth is valued at 300 million dollars, largely due to the fact that he is the co-owner of the real Master Sword (His mother owns 50% of the fierce blade, because it is on display inside of her basement.)
Clintoris “Good Enough” Stevens is also developmentally disabled. Although never explicitly stated, evidence of his disabilities include losing connect 4 to a drunk T-Pain, living with his parents, being unable to throw reptiles with any form of consistency, and killing Luther.
Cant is widely known for the time he had intercourse with a whale. Other things used to release his sexual pleasures with include:
- Cuccos
- Mipha
- Karmoniq
- Princess Atta
- The concept of a woman that loves him
- Xenoda
- Dampe
- Videos of his 4:22:19
Cunt "virgin" Steve-O is most famous for his Breath Of The Wild speedrun, in which on his first playthrough of the game annihilated Gannon with the time 3:24. This speedrun was the birth of the "clint skip" which is widely used in todays attempts
Clamp "we can save 30 seconds on Tiktok" Siemens is also widely known for having a golden tooth, an eyepatch and for lying all the time.